The Cosmic Psychos Need Your Help

The Cosmic Psychos are a punk band from Melbourne.
They are known for their awesomeness.
They need your help to get this documentary going. Need convincing? Ok, Butch Vig, Eddie Vedder, The Melvins, Mudhoney are all in it.
I donated. You can too. $1 for starters. That's all it takes.
They need to get to this target in 44 days.
Please support Australian music and feel good about yourself at the same time!
Warning: If you click below to watch the video, please note that it has quite a bit of colourful language in it!

Kate Middleton's Outdoor Look: Boots and Vest

Kate Middleton wore a rather appropriate outdoorsy outfit while attending the 'Expanding Horizons' ARK charity event in Kent.

For some reason the Australian press decided to dub the outfit a 'faux pas'.  It even somehow managed to make the evening news - perhaps the commercial stations had run out of AFL football stories.

The idea that it is somehow inappropriate to wear a pair of Le Chameau wellies in the great outdoors is a bit silly.  If they are waterproof and lined with leather and extraordinarily well made, chances are you won't get your feet wet.  And if the Duchess of Cambridge can't wear designer camping gear, I don't know who can.  Anyway, I'm sure the kids didn't know or care what kind of brands she was wearing.

All in all, an effortless look.  All class.

How to get Kate Middleton's look:

• Zara skinny jeans
• Burberry shirt
• Really Wild vest
• Le Chameau wellingtons

Fashion Junkie Glamazon Version:

Sensible yet Stylish version: 

 

• Hunter wellingtons 
• RM Williams vest 
• Keep the Burberry shirt and Zara jeans!

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Eyes Lips Face (ELF Cosmetics)

Looking back on my previous posts, my love affair with ELF can be traced back to as far as 2007 when I won a competition for some free ELF goodness.  I usually buy from the Australian store but the US store often has the better deals.


The goodies start from $1.00 and many of the cosmetics can rival the big brands in terms of quality. And since everything is only a couple of dollars each, I tend to go a little crazy when ordering.

Here is a breakdown of my latest order:

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Plumping Lip Glaze:  Plum Pout

I will never try another lip shade, this is the one for me!  Also one of the most popular shades as it frequently sells out.  This is suitable for olive skinned lasses with cool undertones.

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Shimmer Eyeshadow:  Metal

Sparkly, sparkly eyeliner.  I figured this one was worth a try.  It has now become my everyday eyeliner, beating Natio and Revlon. 

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Studio Pigment Eyeshadow: 'Naughty Noire'

Continuing my sparkly kick, I wanted something wildly dramatic for 'smoky' eyes.

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Essential Brightening Eye Colour: 'Silver Lining'

I have been using this combo since '07.  Perfect for hazel/brown eyes.

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Natural Radiance Blusher: 'Flushed'

I usually buy 'Shy' rather than 'Flushed' but it is so popular that it is seriously never available.  'Flushed' actually turned out to be a winner, but I'd still prefer the subtlety of 'shy'.  As soon as it gets back in stock I'm getting a whole bunch.

I also got therapeutic lip creme in 'strawberry creme', an Essentials Total Face Brush, Essential Brightening Eye Liner: 'Black', another 'Plum Pout' lipgloss and Essential Shimmer Eyeliner Pencil - Iconic Ivy and the order still came in under $50. 

I received a free gift for being such a wonderful customer too:

Sparkly nail polish in 'Golden Goddess'.  They know how to make a girl feel special.

Thursday Friday Bags

The New York Times & Glamor called them "the anti status symbol". They have been described as meta fashion, whatever that is.

Let's call a spade a spade. Or rather, ThursdayFriday have made a tote bag with a designer bag pic printed on it. Quite simple, really. Genius.


If New York is going nuts about it then they're going to sell out quicker than you can say "eco-fashion-anti-fashion-meta-hunter-gatherer-anti-status-status-symbol"


These guys are based in Los Angeles, and were nice enough to send a nice piccy of their soon-to-be-sold-out picnic bag.

I love the simplicity of these bags.  I also love the concept.  Designer bags for everyone! 

Nostril Yoga

Just when you think it's safe to go back to machine translations when writing your article, take a word of caution - if you don't have anyone to check the result in your chosen language, you won't know what it really says.
 
According to andlaaligarh, this is supposed to be the STEP-BY-STEP correct procedure to follow for something known as "face glow yoga".

All quotes in bold are credited to andlaaligarh so please don't sue me!  This is all in good fun, at least I think so!!


Face Glow Yoga:

"...These facials us a name can get..."

- It seems Yoda has been hired as a guest writer!!  Branching out these days, he certainly is. Hmmmm.


" ...Shrink eyebrows, forehead Council take a stand and stand..."

- I agree.  It's important to shrink the eyebrows when taking a stand against the forehead council.  They are a pack of bureaucratic mongrels and need to be stopped.... small eyebrow power!


" ...Eyes turn round in either direction..."

- I think I saw this on the exorcist once...  Call in a priest I say!


"...Absolves and spread lips..."

- Again with the priest thing!  They must throw in an absolution after the exorcism.  


"...Teeth and close the show..."

- Err... The Osmonds?  I'm sure they closed a few shows in their time...


"...Ten count back to the neck..."

- Probably the new Lady Gaga dance routine.   


"...Nostrils Picking and relax..."

- I'm literally not touching that one!!


Who knew that picking one's nostrils could lead to an increased "glow on your face".  Or standing up to a council could give you small eyebrows.  That's if you wanted small eyebrows for some reason.  Make sure your head doesn't start spinning and ALWAYS close with a song.  Big smiles and jazz hands!!!

technorati tags: yoga, face yoga, face glow yoga, machine translation, bad translation, funny translations

StyleAid 2012 Announces Designers

After much anticipation, the designers for StyleAid 2012 have just been announced.  Fresh from Mercedes Benz Fashion Week, Aurelio Costarella is now confirmed for StyleAid showcasing his flamboyant SS12-13 collection.

Also confirmed are One Fell Swoop, Poppi Lissiman, Zhivago, Fenella Peacock, Empire Rose and Flannel, to name a few.

Dilantette Pour Homme et Femme will be providing a glimpse of the looks from UK fashion royalty with Dame Vivienne Westwood’s Man and Gold Label Collections.

StyleAid 2012 - 27th July Burswood Entertainment Complex.  Tickets go on sale Thursday.

technorati tags: StyleAid 2012, Fashion, WA Fashion, Western Australia, Australian Fashion, AurelioCostarella, One Fell Swoop, Poppi Lissiman, Zhivago, Fenella Peacock, Empire Rose and Flannel,Vivienne Westwood

Top 10 Free Android Apps

I am a sucker for a good, free Android app.  A good app can make your life easier, remove stress, organize your brain and make your dinner.

The Top 10 Free Android Apps (in no particular order):


1.  Simple Shopping List











Before this app, I bought numerous little notepads.  Don’t get me wrong, I LOOOVE the written word.  But now I have around 50-60 little notepads with shopping lists in them.
This lovely, simple, clean app makes it easy for me to type a shopping list and check things off as I get them in the supermarket.  I predict that by the end of this year I could possibly have saved 5 large trees by cutting down (pardon the expression!) on paper use.

Note:  This app has been discontinued (so glad I still have it on my phone!!)  I have replaced the link with "Good Todo" a similar, easy to use list.




2.  Ebay Designer Last Minute!

I love Ebay.  I am addicted to Ebay.  I buy pretty much everything on Ebay because it’s so much more fun than shops.  This colourful, easy to use app pulls all the designer fashions ending soon without any bids over $50.  This means I can nab all the latest fashions without spending a lot!  All the best brands, home page and search included, my ebay page, easy log in.  Love!
Oh, and it was designed by someone very familiar...




3.  MyFitnessPal














 I downloaded this app to see how many calories I was burning at the gym.  As a completely unintended byproduct, I find myself 3 kg lighter.  I love this app.  I will never remove this app from my phone.  It tells me if I am over or under my calorie limit for the day.  Warning:  Do not be too strict on this to avoid malnutrition.




4.  Brightest Flashlight Free













This is probably the simplest app ever!  But if you are stuck halfway down the middle of the hallway in the dark and you can’t find your keys, this app is indispensable.  It does what it says.  Press it and it turns your phone into a bright flashlight.





5.  Everything













































 An all encompassing name for an all encompasing to-do app.  I don’t like complicated to-do apps.  I find that if the organizer app stresses you out then its not doing its job.  This app is fun, colourful, simple and stress-free.  The best organizer that isn’t too serious.





6.  Bedtime

This app is sooo simple but so useful!  You put in the time you are going to bed and it tells you the best times to wake up using sleep cycles.  It works and you do wake up feeling more refreshed! 



7.  Astro File Manager

This is a brilliant free app that lets you connect your Android phone to your computer via usb and move/edit/delete/copy files.  Easy to use and effective.



8.  AVG Antivirus Free













Let’s face it.  You need security when downloading apps and allowing permissions etc.  This app is wonderfully effective at keeping you safe without getting in your way.









9.  Pixlr-o-matic

Thousands and thousands of photo effects, retro washes, filters, frames, hours of fun!!  Some fervently believe this app to be better than its famous cousin, Instagram.









10.  Screenshot

For screenshot apps, most of the free versions require ROOTED phones.  I have no idea how to root my phone, other than dropping it in a saucepan of boiling water but I don’t think that’s quite what they’re talking about.  So, as far as I know, my phone isn’t rooted and this app worked perfectly.  Just shake the phone to take a shot.

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