Of all the dopey things to turn up in my inbox this morning.
Note to spammers:
1. I don't speak... er - that language.
2. I know when strange banks send me strange messages in strange languages, they're really reaching.
3. Ain't gonna be singur clicken anything, thanks Mr Intelegere. Or should I call you Pentru?
4. And flubbidy flubbity to you to. Don't wanna se va face round here no more.
Special note: Congratulations to the winner of the Macy's competition, drawn using a clever random picker - I have contacted the winner by email. I will announce the winner on my site only if s/he wishes to be identified.